Five dollar foot long

This post is a rant. I watch a lot of TV, so see a lot of commercials. There are always a couple of ads that annoy me. Right now, the Subway five dollar foot long campaign makes me crazy. The insipid jingle is annoying, but what really corks me is the faux assumption that people love the song, sing it often and apply the jingle, "five dollar footlong," to their real life. No one cares. Even if people eat at Subway, they don't belt out "five dollar footlong"